I don’t mean to be your buzzkill
but can’t you see your latest boyfriend
the one with the $3000 dollar suit
is fucking crazy?
All coked up he’s at the bar, there
telling us how he’ll kill his rival
laughing with his psycho eyes
throwing glances at you
So much rage and so much hubris
so much urge to bury his daddy
teeth bard, throwing back jack
like he just don’t care
don’t laugh if he can’t stay hard
say whatever validates him
tell him all his jokes are funny, too
because he’s a fucking psycho.