I don’t mean to be your buzzkill
but can’t you see your latest boyfriend
the one with the $3000 dollar suit

is fucking crazy?

All coked up he’s at the bar, there
telling us how he’ll kill his rival
laughing with his psycho eyes

throwing glances at you

So much rage and so much hubris
so much urge to bury his daddy
teeth bard, throwing back jack

like he just don’t care

don’t laugh if he can’t stay hard
say whatever validates him
tell him all his jokes are funny, too

because he’s a fucking psycho.